A friend of mine that lives in Alberta and NEVER get to see her (online much anymore or offline cuz of distance) sent me this email….and I LOVED it….so I had to come and post it.
The Cowboy
Lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet
propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she’d ever seen.
The woman asked the cowboy if it’s true what they say about men
with big feet being well endowed.
The cowboy grinned and said, “Shore is, little lady. Why don’t you come
on
out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?”
The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night
with him.
The next morning she handed him a $100 bill. Blushing, he said, “Well,
thankee, ma’am. Ah’m real flattered. Ain’t nobody ever paid me fer mah
services before.”
“Don’t be flattered… take the money and buy yourself some boots
that fit.”
I had to hold in my laughter at that one, it is 12:30 am and Dh is sleeping across the room….but I really got a good chuckle out of this one.
HAGN!
